So, yeah, that first image is from a European Sony ad and I don’t know about you BUT IT CREEPS ME OUT. Ignoring the skeevy implications (woman’s body is a plaything for men, etc) it’s also just CREEPY AS HELL. Like “this is actually the new Silent Hill design” creepy.
So I decided to make it SUPER RIDICULOUS. If more boobs = OMG SEXIER OBVIOUSLY, then mine must be HELEN OF TROY LEVELS OF THE PERFECT WOMAN, RIGHT?! Line up, fellas!
omg I was just thinking about this post last night and this morning PEOPLE FOUND IT AGAIN, REBLOGS EVERYWHERE xD
You know the cliche of saying “My eyes are up here” when a man stares at your boobs? Well now you don’t have to anymore.